The Liberal Short Bus

"The Liberal Short Bus" is a song off the Every Ape and His Brother album The Sent-In Clowns. It is a parody of the theme to The Magic School Bus.

Topics
1. Cruisin' the elections; Hillary said all was good!

Next thing that you know you're seein' (Donald Trump is in office, what?)

Munchin' on the Tide Pods! Cheer swamp-dwelling stars!

In illegals; you're investing! Riot till you're behind bars!

[CHORUS]

On the Liberal Short Bus! (Cry, 'cause everything's racist!)

You're on the Liberal Short Bus! (Hate on Sarah too!) (What's that?)

On your Liberal Short Bus; (Craft a lie for impeachment!)

On the Liberal Short Bus; (Soros says it's ALL Putin's fault!)

2. So wear your pink hats nice and neat; It's time to bitch and moan and cry!

Just to make your day complete; You'll scream helplessly at the sky!

[TRAIL]

On the Liberal Short Bus! (Step inside — it's a no-answers ride!) (Safe space!)

Ride on the Liberal Short Bus!!! (D...d...duuuh!)