Ending MS-13 via the Red, White, and Blue

"Ending MS-13 via the Red, White, and Blue" is a song off the Every Ape and His Brother album The Sent-In Clowns. It is a parody of "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American" by Tobey Keith.

Background
The song was written in 2018 in response to Pelosi's foolish remarks about mollycoddling one of Mexico's most violent and ruthless gangs. It was submitted in September to AmIRight, under the user alias "AranJutan."

Topics
The song's message is more or less a refutation of Nancy Pelosi's mollycoddling of MS-13, as well as a call for war against their very existence. The singer portrays them as being even more violent than al-Queada, and deserving an even more explosive fate. Cases of Mexican gang members on US soil committing appalling crimes against Americans - often seemingly for no reason - are highlighted throughout the first verse as examples of the demonic nature of gangs such as MS-13, arguing that it is justifiable war to exterminate the gangs with extreme prejudice. The gang is accused of everything from rape, murder, and arson all the way to bestiality.

The singer prescribes going after them with all the ferocity of multiple converging supernovae, or with an incalculable level of violence. He even declares that use of relativistic (near-light-speed) projectiles should not be ruled out when sending a message of how unappreciated MS-13 truly is. The Aztland experiment is called out and condemned, while accused of really just being a front for peddling heroin.

While the original song called for "justice" to be served against al-Queada and Iraq; this song substitutes with "vengeance," suggesting that the singer no longer cares if the response is proportionate to what's fair. While the original threatens al-Queada with "You'll be sorry," this song precludes the possibility that members of MS-13 are capable of regret, remorse, or penance, and should just automatically be dealt with as subhumans that are no better than the minions of Satan himself.

While the original song bore a reference to losing one's boot in the anus of another, this song replaces that analogy with one of tying the villain down to a table and using a hammer to pound nails through his testicles as a form of torture and retaliation. It then proposes shipping MS-13 members to Makemake, as they are unfit to be allowed to decompose into Earth's soil like normal human beings - but must instead be exiled from the planet entirely. This is symbolic with saying "we hereby divorce you from being considered a part of creation, such that you now exist outside of it." In Genesis 3, God declared this to Satan while condemning the Serpent.

The singer goes on to say that MS-13 warrants being attacked with the ferocity of Duterte's administration in the Philippines, which gained notoriety for its shoot-first, never-ask-questions policy on going after suspected drug dealers. After this, the singer suggests blowing away MS-13 members with a DX-4 vaporizer cannon, such as the type that once featured in an episode of CSI: Miami. He proceeds with suggesting launching a 1-gigaton nuke on one of their compounds. This is also a reference to Centipede + 49, where Affadidah is revealed to have stored a 1-gigaton nuke inside of North Bond Hall in Big Rapids.

This would be a highly impractical and dangerous move in real life, as a 1-gigaton nuke would possess enough power to reduce almost the entire landmass of lower Michigan to a crater! Such a nuclear device would have more long-term, global climate consequences than the eruption of Yellowstone! That is the magnitude of the singer's hatred for MS-13.

He also calls for a merciless manhunt against any surviving MS-13 members who escape the blast, saying "no rock should be left uncovered for them to dwell under."

The line "the Great Beyond is gunning hard for you" means that at this point, both Heaven and Hell are in full agreement that all resources possible should be used to ensure that MS-13 members arrive in Hell to stay. While the singer's postulation borders on blasphemous, it betrays the magnitude of his hatred for the gang.

Jingoism ensues, and the singer sends off the gang by saying "adiablos, Trucha!" This indicates that even in departing from them, he wishes them fare-ill rather than farewell. To say "adios" would be too kind, as it would imply they get to actually see God before being sent to Hell. He'd rather they skip that step, and go straight to Hell without a trial, and go straight to the devils of the abyss.

Implicit is the message of "And f* you too, Pelosi!"

Reception
The song only received two votes on AmIRight, but both were for all-5s in every category.