Slaughterized

"Slaughterized" is a song off of the the Every Ape and His Brother album Elefante Elegante Interesante Importante. It is a parody of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

History
"Slaughterized" was thought up spur-of-the-moment at a cafeteria around 8:00 PM EST in Big Rapids, MI. By around 8:30 PM that same evening of Monday, February 11th, 2008; the song was submitted to AmIRight.

Purpose
The song describes "every man's worst nightmare," that the girl in his past who was just using him will one day decide that if he is not an asset to her, then he is a liability. At this point, as the man fears, she will then decide that he needs to be savagely murdered. Therefore, he'd better watch his back, lest this girl he fears actually carries out the evil plans he imagines her having in store for him.

This song was inspired by a hairstylist in Evart, MI, whose utilitarian personality made her a near-perfect personification of the kind of woman that the song imagines would be capable of the horrendous acts described.