Rockin' Around the Conspiracy

History
Every December, stores in Michigan overplay some of the same Christmas tunes ad nauseum. At the Grand Ledge Meijer store, this led to the receiving crew in the 2010s deeming December "torture month." To make the dreaded season more tolerable, a sympathetic Dozerfleet founder drafted new lyrics to several songs, creating enough parodies to fill an entire album - Winter Horrorland, which replaced cringe secular Christmas tunes with Krampusnacht parodies inspired in part by the 2015 Michael Doughtery film Krampus.

This song decided to take a break from discussing the Horrorday Gang explicitly, to discuss instead a real-life fear that is much more likely to happen to a larger demographic, even within the Gerosha universe: the possibility of suffering from paranoid schizophrenia while the holidays arrive.