Beware the AOC

"Beware the AOC" is a song off the Every Ape and His Brother album The Sent-In Clowns. It is set to the opening theme tune of the 1960's Spider-Man animated series.

Background
Released in early 2019 in response to the Queens district in New York foolishly electing former failed bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to the House of Representatives, the song ridicules the district and AOC herself relentlessly.

Topics
AOC, referred to as "Oc-Cortez" in the song to make her sound like an octopus monster, is belittled right off the bat for saying moronic things, with a claim that nothing she says can be taken seriously. The Queens district is blamed for letting "such an abomination" get elected. Her IQ is mocked, as well as her communist associations. Her climate scam is referred to in-song as the "Green Raw Deal," as it would do little to help the environment at all; but would rip off taxpayers tremendously.

She is accused of being a puppet with no concept of what's real nor questioning of it, of being a parasite, and of wanting to bring back the horrors of China under Mao to America. That only her lack of intelligence keeps her from being more effective at it.

Her attitude about wealth and fame is contrasted with Spider-Man's in the original song. Instead of "ignoring" it to consider "action" as a "reward," she demands wealth and fame before she has even gone to work for a single day! The song then points out that most of her followers were there not because they liked her; but because they were lying in wait for her to make an even bigger fool of herself.

The DNC's "free stuff" campaign promises are mocked next, along with claims that her going along with it shows a "lack of wherewithal."

Reception
The song was submitted to AmIRight under the user alias "AranJutan" (orangutan) in 2019. It received 13 reviews, all of them overwhelmingly positive.